Begs from Lexa
[May 21]:So I wore this ring last night, and by the end of the night my finger had gotten a little swollen so the ring was stuck. This morning, still swolen. This afternoon, then same. So my dad and I tried to figureo out how to get it off w/o going to the jewelers. (Soap, cold water, warm water, etc. weren't working) So, first we try this diamond engraving saw thing, which like, dents the ring. So we find this GIGANTIC pair of metal clipper...and I mean GIGANTIC...and manage to clip the band on the ring. It was, I must say, a terrifying experience. | View
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[Apr 25]:
So, it appears as if I am in the middle of an identity crisis. Am I me? Or am I really an Asian male trapped in the body of a Jewish freshman girl? Maybe I'm just popcorn. | View
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[Apr 22]:
...yeah...so thursday night i had a large group of jews think that i was jewish. they wouldn't believe that i wasn't, somehow, jewish. i must have been adopted. oy veh. | View
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[Mar 30]:
a few days ago i had, for the third time this year, a freshman insist NOT only that i'm NOT a senior, but that i'm in fact a freshman. but i quickly fixed that. i ate his dog. | View
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[Mar 9]:
i just ate a SHITLOAD of shrimp | View
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[Mar 8]:
Okay, so today in second hour there were only five of us in class, because the rest of the class is juniors and they had a meeting (those of us in class were seniors). At one point the teach left the room and made some comment about us behaving and not destroying the room or anything. Mark made a comment about how much could the five of us really do, right? Then Richard (as in scary, asian, Rubik's Cube Richard), while shaking a bottle of chemicals to the lab he was doing, (he's an independent study) started explaining how he could make a powerful bomb out of the chemicals he had right before him. He kept talking about all the different solutions he could make that would explode just on being moved wrong, yadda yadda, and it got pretty damn freaky. Mark I swear was about to run out of the room. So...yeah...moral of the story: don't feed hard drives to squash plants. | View
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[Mar 7]:
Hmm, wow, new Scoreboard. Pretty sweet. Different set-up though...gotta get back into the SB mindset. Well, here's my first, rather uninspired beg: Being Bean Brenner's offspring, I am the most Jewish gentile who ever walked the earth. I'm also a carmelized dair product. Mm-mm. Goddamn. | View
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